(image via 9GAG)
“Playtime is Over, Mother.”
(image via 9GAG)
Category: Photos
Have You Flossed Today?
Gingivitis ain’t nothin’ to mess with.
(via reddit)
Barbie’s Malibu Murder House
So lifelike! So fun! You’ll spend hours and hours with Malibu Murder Barbie. Detach Ken’s head for realistic blood effects; just like in the movies! Ken’s head turns blue when refrigerated!
Set includes Malibu Murder Barbie, Dead Ken (with optional spare head), nontoxic stage blood, and Silly Puppy That’s Not Food. Crime scene tape sold separately.
Be the first girl on your block to commit a murder!*
*always ask a parent for permission
(photo: unknown source. Text by yours truly.)
“…My Roommate is an Asshole.”
“I came home from a hellish shift last night to discover that my roommate is an asshole.”
(via Reddit)
Drop In and See Us Sometime
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Smile!
“Come on everyone, smile! You, little boy: you can give me a happy face, can’t you? No? Oh…okay, then…just, uh…hold still, I’ll be right back.”
(source unknown)
Hi There.
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Real Life Horror: The Moray Eel
Moray eels look like this:
“Creepy Moray Eel” by Michael Bentley
There’s something about them that makes me uneasy. They’re so…thick. Substantial. Meaty. Imagine scuba diving and looking down and seeing that big green monster right below you.
But that’s not the half of it.
From the front, they look like this:
both images from Gamestop.com
The “eyes” of the humanoid face you’re seeing are actually its nostrils, but that doesn’t make it any less creepy. Also? The green moray eel, pictured here, has two full sets of jaws. Due to their bite mechanism, “…the eel cannot release its grip even in death and must be manually pried off.”
See it in action below, and ask yourself why you ever thought it was a good idea to go into the ocean.
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