(This last is Ethel Granger, who had a 13″ waist, the smallest in the world)
Category: Weird
The Gang’s All Here
(via the improbably-named Wip Wap Web)
Scariest Lip Sync Performance Ever!
Hah! Loved it!
Give it a second…
My Mom Loves Me.
Disgusting. Gooey. Gross. Does she know me, or what?
I wonder what it tastes like. Any guesses?
FUN! Make This Squirrel Lamp
Well, I would like to make BIG PROFITS. And we do have a lot of squirrels around here…
(via Modern Mechanix, September 1933)
Halloween Food: Make a Meat Head
This would be a fantastic centerpiece for a Halloween party*. You’ve got a month left to harvest I mean, purchase a skull…
Get the recipe at The Rogue Cookie. (Photo by EmergencyFan2000 on flickr.)
*For extra credit, set it nonchalantly on the table at a regular party and wait for the screams!
I Ate a Severed Thumb
I went camping last week with a couple friends from high school. Both are vegetarians, so tofu hotdogs were on the menu. “No problem,” says I, “I don’t mind veggie dogs.”
Cue the package being opened and the dogs being doled out. I had threaded mine onto a coat hanger classy upscale roasting implement when I noticed something odd.
It looked a little…grotesque. The package must have been sealed too tightly, squishing the hotdogs together, and resulting in a strange discoloration.
Either that, or some dude at the factory lost his thumb and no one noticed.
I ate it anyway. It was delicious.
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