Given the recent cannibal attacks, the Center for Disease Control has issued a response to those worried about the impending Zombie Apocalypse:
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” said agency spokesman David Daigle, to The Huffington Post.
Just in case, the CDC has published a Zombie Preparedness plan, available here.
(And make sure to reread your favourite zombie stories; you can never be too ready for Zombie Doom.)
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