Did you guys hear about this? What the HELL.
“Several vehicles, including buses and even three bicyclists, went past on a Miami street as a naked man chewed the face off a homeless man Saturday in what has been called a zombie-like attack, video footage posted by the Miami Herald shows.”
Read the article here. (It goes without saying that information and pictures at this link are disturbing.)
I just…I don’t even have words. Zombie attacks are only cool when, y’know, they’re not really happening. Jesus.