Very bizarre, unsettling short film which contains nudity. Enjoy!
(Looking for real-life creepy eels? Go here. FYI, the real eels are also naked.)
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The Deadly Mrs Doubtfire
If Hollywood insists on “rebooting” all our old favourites, maybe they could scare it up a little? I would pay money to watch this version.
See some other recuts in my previous post.
Real Life Horror: LASIK Eye Surgery
I’ve decided to give contacts another go. I still love my glasses, but it’s nice having the option, especially for DayJob. I’m not at the point yet (and may never be) where I feel like wearing contacts every day. Sometimes they dry out. Sometimes I have trouble getting them lined up correctly (hello, astigmatism, you bastard). Sometimes I’d rather have the extra couple minutes of sleep in the morning.
Why don’t I just get LASIK, then?
This.
This is why:
THE EYE FLAP. If I was in an accident and part of my eye CAME OFF, you can bet your ass I’d be screaming all the way to the emergency room. I wouldn’t dream of getting it done on purpose.
I should be clear: I’m not saying LASIK is bad. Lots of people are happy with their LASIK results. More power to them; they’re braver than me. It’s the actual procedure that freaks me out: something about scalpels and eyeballs sets my hair on end. And yeah, yeah, bladeless options, blah blah, it’s too late. I saw the video. The damage has been done. I’ll keep my malformed eyeballs, thank you.
(It should be obvious: don’t watch this if you’re considering the procedure. Have this instead.)
ScreamBody
“ScreamBody is the first of the series of Wearable Body Organs. ScreamBody is a portable space for screaming. When a user needs to scream but is in anynumber of situations where it is just not permitted, ScreamBody silences the user’s screams so they may feel free to vocalize without fear of environmental retaliation, and at the same time records the scream for later release where, when, and how the user chooses”
I’m going to go ahead and hope this is conceptual art, because the idea of someone vomiting screams into an interactive scream sack makes me uncomfortable.
Leviathan
1) “…a sea monster referred to in the Bible. In Demonology, the Leviathan is one of the seven princes of Hell and its gatekeeper…” – Wiki
2) a 5,486 foot long, 306 foot high, 148km/h scream machine
Today I did this:
90’s Flashback, Or, How to Survive a Horror Movie
Remember this?
I love(d) the Scream franchise: they’re just the right mix of jump-scare and dark humour.
Or if you’re in the mood for something lighter:
Was 1996 really sixteen years ago?
You’ll Float, Too
It’s a beautiful day for horror writing: thunder is booming outside and the wind is whipping the branches into my office window. The sky is grey and it looks like dusk at 1 PM. It’s cold, for spring, and it sounds like winter.
When I looked out at the street I saw a small river rushing down the gutter…
I think I’ll stay inside today.
Short Horror Film: Red Balloon
Loved this.
MLP: Friendship is Witchcraft
I’ve seen bits and pieces of the new incarnation of My Little Pony. The cartoon series is called Friendship is Magic.
Cute rainbow ponies, sure, whatever.
Then the spoof, Friendship is Witchcraft happened, and suddenly this darling little series isn’t so innocent.
Leave it to the internet to take something that’s way off my radar and retool it into something fantastic.
What do you think?
Beyonce And the Illuminati
Guys, I think I’m in the weird part of the internet again.
May I present: Beyonce – Single Ladies (Reversed With Illuminati message)
I honestly can’t tell if this is meant as farce or if this video’s creator believes every crazy-ass bit. What I can say is that watching Beyonce do a jerky, backwards chicken dance is WAY better than the original.
(PS – Yes, I know that “Beyonce” has a little accent on the E. However, two things:
1. I’m too lazy to find the character map right now and
2. This way you can pronounce it Be-YONCE in your head, which is way more fun. You’re welcome.)
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